We’ve had some fantastic jokes shared with us this week and we hope these help you to keep smiling:

Dillon in P4 shared two jokes with us:

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off!

FP Steve White, 1977 SMC, joined in the fun:

During self-isolation I have trained my dog to be able to bring me a glass of red wine – it is a Bordeaux collie!

Mr Scott, SMC Product Design Teacher shared the following:

Pandas eat for 12 hours a day. Humans in captivity eat like pandas. That’s why it’s called a pandemic. 

If you would like to share a joke or two with us to help keep people smiling, please get in touch with Suzi on development@esms.org.uk or via Whatsapp on 07923 020 493.

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