We’ve had some fantastic jokes shared with us this week and we hope these help you to keep smiling. If you’d like to share a joke with us for next week, please pop an email to Suzi on development@esms.org.uk.

Shobha in P1 shared the following with us:

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A: A dino-snore!

We’ve been joined in the joking by a couple of our alumni this week. The following longer collection of jokes has come from alumnus Ron Hunter, 1952 Daniel Stewart’s College leaver, now living in Australia:

Q: What bird is the strongest lifter?
A: A crane

Q: What gives us milk and has one horn?
A: A milk truck

Patient: Doctor please help me, I think I can see in the future
Doctor: When did it start?
Patient: Next Friday

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Between us, something smells!

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they’re two-tired!

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