We’ve had some fantastic jokes shared with us this week and we hope these help you to keep smiling. If you’d like to share a joke with us for next week, please pop an email to Suzi on development@esms.org.uk.

Neelesh in P1 shared his joke with us:

Q: What is Darth Vader’s favourite biscuit ?
Answer: Empire biscuit

Shobha from P1 has sent us the following riddles and jokes:

Q. : What kind of room doesn’t have doors? 
A. : A mushroom!

Q. : Which hand is it better to write with?
A. : Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil!

Q. : What is green and not heavy?
A. : Light green.

Q. : What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A. : It smells like carrots over here!

Amy in P2 asked us:

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An Impasta

Ben in P4 asked us:

Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. He wanted to win the No-bell prize

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