We’ve had some fantastic jokes shared with us this week and we hope these help you to keep smiling. If you’d like to share a joke with us for next week, please pop an email to Suzi on development@esms.org.uk.

Amelia in S3 has shared the following riddle:

Q: I have hands but cannot hold you!

A: Clock

Ben in P3 shared the following with us:

Q. What do you call a stag with no eyes?

A. No eye-deer.

Amy in P5 told us:

Q. What do you call a snake on a building site?

A. A boa constructor.

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